Vision without action is only a dream - Action without Vision is waste of time - Vision with Action can change the world
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages .......
But that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows!!
An American said: 'We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Slash and Johnny Cash.'
An Icelander replied: 'We have Geir Haarde, no Wonder, no Hope, Ash and no Cash.'
First it was banned to smoke in the airplane, now they even ban the airplane to fly in the smoke .
Britain: What's going on Iceland?!? Why do you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down!
Iceland: What? That's what you were asking for, isn't it?
Britain: NO! Cash! Cash, you dyslexic retards! CASH!
Iceland: woooops... there's no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is ash... :)
Theory is when you know everything, but nothing is working - Praxis is when everything is working, but nobody knows why.
For us is Theori and praxis the same: Nothing is working, and nobody knows why!